For the love of God...

Please buy me these...
http://www.strictlyfitteds.com/blog/2007/07/sesame-street-x-bioworld-fitted-caps/

Or this...
http://www.etsy.com/listing/32815847/gray-rhinoceros-hat

Or this (look at its eye!!!)...
http://www.costumebox.com.au/Puppet-Hat-Reindeer-or-Moose-p-17018.html