Kwanzaa Cake

Alright, this is in response to someone saying I should change the blog name to "FunnyJesusStuff". In my defense, Jesus is hilarious. But here we go...

Sandra Lee of Food Network makes a Kwanzaa cake. To quote Anthony Bourdain "the most terrifying thing I've seen is her making a Kwanzaa cake. Watch that clip and tell me your eyeballs don't burst into flames. It's a war crime on television. You'll scream."

Jesus Christ...Superstar!

I watched Godspell the movie at 5am this morning. I highly recommend it on a rainy hallucinogenic day...
These screen shots of Jefus will illustrate why:

Bacon Wrapped Matzo Balls

Is this wrong?

From the menu of Top Chef Winner Ilan Hall's restaurant "The Gorbels"
http://www.thegorbalsla.com/