If I was to have a child

...I would want it to look like this:

Wilfred Brimley Cat Look Alikes

http://gatoisland.com/10/

I think Cocoon or Ewoks: The Battle for Endor was his best work by far.

Stanky Legg

Mazel Tov!

Was just in L.A. for a bar mitzvah. And like a good jew, I went out for a bunch of non-kosher meat! First stop was Animal in West Hollywood. We had the sweetbreads, hamachi, pork belly sliders, chicken liver crostini, and crispy rabbit legs. Mmmmmmm-mmmmm! Highly recommended.

Breakfast on the day of departure was Pancakes with Bacon Enriched Caramel Sauce from Square One Dining. Go bacon! The iced coffee from intelligentsia Coffee was also extra delicious.

Animal Restaurant

Square One Dining

Kwanzaa Cake

Alright, this is in response to someone saying I should change the blog name to "FunnyJesusStuff". In my defense, Jesus is hilarious. But here we go...

Sandra Lee of Food Network makes a Kwanzaa cake. To quote Anthony Bourdain "the most terrifying thing I've seen is her making a Kwanzaa cake. Watch that clip and tell me your eyeballs don't burst into flames. It's a war crime on television. You'll scream."

Jesus Christ...Superstar!

I watched Godspell the movie at 5am this morning. I highly recommend it on a rainy hallucinogenic day...
These screen shots of Jefus will illustrate why:

Bacon Wrapped Matzo Balls

Is this wrong?

From the menu of Top Chef Winner Ilan Hall's restaurant "The Gorbels"
http://www.thegorbalsla.com/